You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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