So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
handjob tips. give me some.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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