they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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