hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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