clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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