ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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