just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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