love makes seman taste better
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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