Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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