My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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