Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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