Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Randomize