He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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