I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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