Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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