i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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