I want you more than these girls want KFC
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Oh god it's open bar.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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