I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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