I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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