I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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