are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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