what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
