He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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