Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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