ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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