he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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