Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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