You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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