How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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