More tranny stories later!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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