Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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