Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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