You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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