this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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