If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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