Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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