Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize
