i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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