there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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