Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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