People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Everclear isn't food dammit
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