Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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