HIV tests are more positive than that guy
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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