I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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