What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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