Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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