More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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