a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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