My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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