i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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