i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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