I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I think people are normalizing furries
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