We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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